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Everybody Sucks (And That Goes Twice For Me)

by Mumble Monkey

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I wrote a funny country song about living with Depression. Pay what you want. 20% of the proceeds go to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention (afsp.org). Tell the people who are important to you that you love them and call 988 if you are struggling.

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Everybody Sucks (And That Goes Twice for Me)

Intro: G D A C G D G

G D A C
Woke up with a cloud inside my bedroom
G D D7
And memories of the clown from yesterday
G D
My guard dog is a sleeping
A C
My broken heart is weeping
G D G
And I can't think of a single thing to say.

I wish I could remember that old saying
That one ‘bout having nothin’ good to say
My head’s all tied in knots
My happy I forgots and
I wish all you all would just go away
Because…

G D
Everybody sucks (and that goes twice for me) x2
G D
Everybody sucks
A C
Everybody sucks
G D
Everybody sucks
And that goes twice for me

My mama told me to talk to my preacher
The preacher told me to go off and pray
I walked into the church
And then called off the search
I guess sometimes God don't have much to say

I tried to think of something a little nicer
Keep my hands moving so the devil can't play
Started wondering what I'm doing
My memory is a ruin
And my thoughts now just can't see the light of day
Because…

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

Slowed down with single chords and harmonies

G C
I met her in the AA on a Tuesday
G D
Dressed in black and didn't have much to say
G
I once thought I was buried
C
But now we're getting married
G D G
And we got a little jackass on the way

And he says…

[Chorus]

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released February 23, 2024
Vocals, guitars, bass guitar, drums, recording mixing and mastering by Bryson Meunier.

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Mumble Monkey Chicago, Illinois

Mumble Monkey is Bryson Meunier-- a Suburban Chicago dad and marketer during the day who creates independent music as a creative hobby.

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